Drunken Robot Pornography is an FPS Bullet Hell game by Dejobaan games, it tells the story of one Ruben Matsumoto, who's bar was burned down by his robotic bartender, who also took his 12 robotic exotic dancers and an army of robots which are now rampaging around the floating city of Sky Boston. and that little story is likely the most reasonable part of the game.
|The title screen includes a lengthy, and suprisingly catchy, musical sequence.|
You also have a single gun. Unlike other FPS games though, where you can find and use multiple different weapons, Instead the game uses a system of power-ups, power-ups give your shots a new effect for the next few hundred shots, such as rapid fire or shooting multiple projectiles per shot. They can also stack however, allowing you to grab multiple power-ups and use their abilities at once. Get splinter fire, heavy fire, and rapid fire? your gun will let out a rapid spray of projectiles that do extra damage. It's a fun system that keeps combat rolling at a fast pace. There's also a couple useable power-ups, like decoys to draw enemy fire or smart bombs to give yourself some much needed breathing room.
|Being surrounded by swarms of enemies is not an uncommon event.|
Unfortunately, while the game is a lot of fun it's also fairly hard. Death can come in an instant if your not careful, and many levels have somewhat strict time limits. I had to turn down the difficulty as I got near the end of the game, which you can do at any time from the main menu. Stages are also fairly short meaning you lose little progress when you fail. That said with no ability to skip stages it's possible to become stuck at various parts of the game at least for a little while.
|Titans come in a large variety of shapes and sizes, all of them want you dead.|
Finally, I should mention the game's soundtrack, it actually covers a large range of musical styles from classical to rock and never feels to out of place even at some of it's odder moments, such as the track for the stage that involves a lounge singer. The title them really stands out, it's alarmingly catchy and you may find yourself stuck sitting at the title screen just to listen to it.
|paying attention to the loading screens shows concept art, ads for other indie games, and some quirky humor.|
Drunken robot pornography was developed by Dejobaan Games, LLC. It is available on Steam and it's homepage is available here.